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This might be the funniest crime of the year!!!!

FERNDALE, Mich. — Police in Michigan say a first date went from bad to worse when a Detroit man skipped out on the restaurant bill, then stole his date’s car.
Police say 23-year-old Terrance Dejuan McCoy had dinner with a woman April 24 at Buffalo Wild Wings in the Detroit suburb of Ferndale. The woman says [...]

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R.I.P. DJ AM

DJ AM born Adam Goldstein is dead at the age of 36.  He was found dead in his New York City apartment with prescription pill bottles by his body. The cause of death has not been announced yet, but I do not think it was the Spanish Inquisition.
He escaped death in September of 2008 when [...]

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Klondike Bar Theft in Pennsyltucky

From some paper on August 21st, 2009

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
A Fayette County teenager took the advertising slogan a little too far, landing himself and an accomplice in juvenile detention after police allege the pair were caught burglarizing a house.
Two Uniontown police officers went to a house on Braddock Avenue at 3:13 [...]

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I Just Got Stung by a Bee

I just got stung by a bee on my left achilles tendon. My sock was not much defense against this attack.

This literally just happened. It hurt pretty bad, but not that bad. It was mostly just surprising. It got me two times and did not leave a stinger and I saw that motherfucker fly away taunting [...]

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New KFC Double Down Chicken Sandwich

This is a real sandwich, being test-marketed in Omaha, NE and Providence, RI (my first two choices, good work KFC!) Behold:

If you’re thinking about ordering this, I suggest you ask Trent.

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“Nacho Donuts” YouTube video

I found this on YouTube. This is proof that the Nacho Donut sensation is spreading around the world.

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Sexually Harassing Disney Characters

John William Moyer of Pennsylvania was convicted of trying to grab Minnie’s breasts at Disney world and now must complete 180 days of probation and 50 hours of community service, write the victim an apology, pay $1,000 in court costs and submit to a mental evaluation with treatment, if necessary.
But in his defense, it kind [...]

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Moose Attack

We draw Nacho Donut’s Animal Attack Week to a close with Moose Attack. It has been a great week full of unprecedented animal attack coverage. Thank you to all who have followed this special event. This is one of the greatest collections of animal attacks in history.

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Hippo Attack

 
Hippo Attack is the most important of the week. Hippos kill more people than any other animal.

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