This thing eats rocks:
This thing smokes rocks:
There’s only so many rocks to go around; a battle to the death is imminent. Tyrone, I suggest you begin your training now, as smoking rocks has no doubt seriously affected your cardio and lung capacity. Chiton, I suggest luring Tyrone into your lair with a loaded crack pipe and then ambushing him and eating his rocks afterword. At some point, UFC is gonna run out of people to fight each other so they will have to resort to people fighting animals and creatures. This would be the perfect way to kick things off.
