One is a thing of beauty while the other is the last thing that you ever want to see. How could these two share the same DNA? I did not believe it myself at first but it is true. Upper Decker and Brooklyn Decker are brother and sister. Nacho Donut overheard a recent conversation between the siblings.
Brooklyn: I’m so ashamed. I don’t know how you are my brother.
Upper: Just because you are the most beautiful woman in the world right now doesn’t mean that you don’t poop, too.
Brooklyn: Yeah, well… I at least use the bowl like a normal person! You disgust me.
Upper: So you admit it. You do poop.
Brooklyn: Whatever. At least my career is not based off of bizarre and unorthodox defecation methods.
Upper: It is called being an innovator. As if no one has ever been a hot girl with amazing titties before. Some people think outside of the box, I shit outside the bowl. It’s really that simple. Besides, I learned it from watching you.
Brooklyn: That was one time and we were just kids…and are you getting a boner? I’m your SISTER!! Get the fuck out of here!!!
Upper: Fine. I have to dump anyway.
Brooklyn: You better not use my trailer.
(concept by Sean)
Hahahahahaha this is some funny shit. Whenever I think of BD the word upper always comes to mind.
LOL Awesome stuff guys.