The Answer to one of life’s most difficult questions has finally been released. After several years of searching and billions of dollars of stimulus spending, Nacho Donut’s research has uncovered a clear winner by a significant margin of victory. Smush Parker defeats Chone Figgins by five votes. The final tabulations were as follows: 8 votes for Smuch Parker, 3 votes for Chone Figgins and 4 votes for other. The 26.67% of the vote that voted for other is unknown. We extend our congratulations to Smush Parker. Chone Figgins was gracious in defeat. Other is just questioning what could have been.
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