Brandon Bass Fights Fish Molestation

I noticed a disturbing trend on Google Image Search today involving fish. As it turns out, fishing is not the innocent outdoor recreational activity that I once thought it was. There is some seriously weird shit going on with these camping trips that dudes are always going on. Married women out there, when your husband [...]

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Dissing Gaddafi

I really don’t like Gaddafi and it has been a while since I have started a new recurring set of posts on Nacho Donut so I am thinking that “Dissing Gaddafi” might be the next great Nacho Donut series. I was thinking about making a video of Gaddafi getting raped by a donkey and even started [...]

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Introducing the Random Post Generator

There is a new tab at the top of the Nacho Donut page called the Random Post Generator. It is pretty self explanatory and will give you access to hundreds of Nacho Donut posts that you may have never seen before.

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End of the Line, Zastudil

It looks like it’s all over for you, Zastudil. Two straight years on the IR and it is not looking good. You better go have some drinks at the West End. This time, however, you aren’t going to cut in line for the bathroom. You will be hobbled on crutches you son of a bitch [...]

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Joran Van der Sloot O.J.’s Himself

Typically the best course of action after getting away with murder is to stop committing felonies (i.e. O.J.), or better yet murdering people like this spoiled brat all-star.  He was arrested for murdering a woman in Peru for, and I am not making this part up, using his laptop to find out he murdered Natalee [...]

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Nacho Donut Fuck You to Vodka Eyeballing

As an avid supporter and connoisseur of vodka, I am deeply offended and perplexed by not only the wanton disregard for precious vodka, but also the lack of disregard for one of the most important parts of the human body.  You can damage your cornea and optic nerve permanently, and furthermore YOU ARE WASTING VODKA [...]

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Boycott BP

I am now boycotting BP. You shit the ocean and then you shit the bed.All profits from “Are you Shitting” the movie will go towards cleaning up the oil spill in the Gulf. You need to start thinking outside the box and watch this episode of “Saved by the Bell”.

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Ostrich Attack

Much of Nacho Donut’s early blog success is attributed to animals attacking people. Yesterday, Nacho Donut experienced an animal attack of his own. Some may say this is poetic justice but it is more likely that this is just the beginning of a rivalry that could go on for some time. Ostrich, you are now [...]

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Update on Twitter Executions

Nacho Donut continues with its rollback on people who we follow on Twitter. We are now below 1,000 and are cutting people rapidly. If any of you 1,000 random people want to keep your prestigious status you better start doing something cool soon or you will end up in exile like Newt Gingrich and Matisyahu. [...]

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Pat Sajak and Nacho Donut, Vol. 4

President’s Day 2004 It was a hot and humid day in Tallahassee as the cast and crew of Wheel of Fortune gathered at Pat Sajak’s time-share for the annual President’s Day bash. Everyone was there, including Vanna, who, as Pat Sajak had made it widely known, was invited strictly out of obligation. There were several [...]

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