Introducing the Random Post Generator

There is a new tab at the top of the Nacho Donut page called the Random Post Generator. It is pretty self explanatory and will give you access to hundreds of Nacho Donut posts that you may have never seen before.

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Advanced Physics Experiments

This is a sneak preview of things to come.

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Nacho Donut Mission Through Time #10: Romulus and Remus Suck Ancient Wolf Nipples

The brothers Romulus and Remus drank milk from the teets of a giant wolf in order to found Rome on this date in 753 B.C.

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Nacho Donut Mission Through Time #9: Paul Revere’s Ride

Nacho Donut  made his return to this date in 1775 in order to warn Paul Revere of British troop advancements during the Revolutionary War. Apple pie may get all of the recognition for being America’s dessert food but it never traveled back in time to fight for our freedom like Nacho Donut did. Nacho Donut [...]

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Nacho Donut Mission Through Time #8 – Nacho Donut and the Great Wave off Kanagawa

Nacho Donut went to kick it with Hokusai in the 1820′s. His image left an impression on the Japanese artist which led to Nacho Donut’s depiction in the woodblock print, The Great Wave off Kanagawa. Click the image for poster size version suitable for printing and framing.

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Nacho Donut Mission Through Time #7- Fucking with Galileo

On this day in 1610, Galileo observed four of Jupiter’s moons for the first time. Soon after, he observed a celestial body that would blow his mind and disrupt the progress of astronomy for many years. Following this event, heliocentrism became the least of his concerns. In his notes, Galileo documented a flying donut traveling at [...]

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Nacho Donut Mission Through Time #6: Enter the Circuits of Time

Traveling through time is not as easy as one might expect, particularly when you happen to be a nacho flavored donut on an important mission. Donut crumbs get everywhere and nacho cheese residue can slow transmission speeds to a halt. There is no flux capacitor involved with this so don’t even think about coming with that fictional shit.  You can not [...]

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Nacho Donut:Mission Through Time #5- Nacho Donut Wisconsin Cheese Bastard Child

Nacho Donut traveled back in time to watch the legendary Green Bay Packers play a game in 1961. While in Wisconsin, one thing led to another and Nacho Donut ended up in bed with a triangular block of Wisconsin cheddar. With Nacho Donut being a nacho flavored donut it was only a matter of time before he found [...]

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Nacho Donut Mission Through Time #4: Nacho Donut Witnesses Gorilla Birth

On this day in 1956 , the first gorilla bred in captivity was born at the Columbus Zoo. Its name is Colo and it is the oldest captive Gorilla in America. Nacho Donut went to witness this momentous day in history. These photos are taken from the archives at the Library of Congress.

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Nacho Donut: Mission Through Time #3: The Birth of Flight

On this day in history the Wright Brothers became the first people to take flight. However, that is the old version of history. As of now that actually didn’t happen. Nacho Donut had other plans for the Wright brothers.

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