Fake Fight: Grimace vs Hamburglar

Tale of the Tape 38 Age 39 17’10” (est.) Height 5’7” (est.) 34” Reach 62” Ronald probably Likes Burgers Clothes Dislikes Chicken Sandwiches (hates) Claiming Barney ripped him off Signature Move Stealing Revenge Motivation None, he’s on drugs Preview: There has been a long-festering rivalry between these two since at least the late 80′s, when [...]

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Joose and the Legend of the Shoose

With the recent news of caffeinated alcoholic beverages being ruled unsafe, I can not help but recall one of the most improbable events of all time. After these drinks are made illegal, it will be assured that such a feat will never occur again. Once upon on a time on High Street at Ohio University, [...]

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Introducing the Random Post Generator

There is a new tab at the top of the Nacho Donut page called the Random Post Generator. It is pretty self explanatory and will give you access to hundreds of Nacho Donut posts that you may have never seen before.

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Pat Sajak and Nacho Donut, Vol. 4

President’s Day 2004 It was a hot and humid day in Tallahassee as the cast and crew of Wheel of Fortune gathered at Pat Sajak’s time-share for the annual President’s Day bash. Everyone was there, including Vanna, who, as Pat Sajak had made it widely known, was invited strictly out of obligation. There were several [...]

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Pat Sajak and Nacho Donut, Vol. 3

After winning splendidly on his appearance at Wheel of Fortune, Nacho Donut had grown close to Pat Sajak and was eventually able to forgive him for the eye-molestation in the Ferrari only weeks ago. The two had become inseparable, with the only hiccups coming when Nacho Donut would catch Pat Sajak ogling his donut-hole. They [...]

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Pat Sajak and Nacho Donut, Vol. 2

Vanna White opened the file drawer and grabbed her paycheck, a W-2 attached for tax-filing purposes. As she was closing the drawer, she noticed Pat Sajak’s check and tax forms still sitting there, waiting to be taken home. She had been lazy and let hers sit for weeks, so she wondered why Pat Sajak’s were [...]

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Pat Sajak and Nacho Donut, Vol. 1

Pat Sajak whipped his Ferarri around the pristine row of hedges separating Nacho Donut’s palatial estate from his stupid neighbor’s. Styx poured from the premium sound system as Nacho Donut nervously approached, Pat Sajak summoning with his eyes. He had gotten a face tattoo of The Wheel from Wheel of Fortune done around his left [...]

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Lizard Fuck Coat Tales #5 – The Fall of Fuck

Tale 5 – The Final Rendezvous with the L.F.C. “All good things come to an end Danny,” his grandfather admonishes him. “What are you talking about grandpa?” Danny innocently questions. “Your cake is almost gone,” he says pointing at the decimated mound of chocolate on his plate. “Oh, but can’t I have another piece?” the [...]

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Lizard Fuck Coat Tales #4

–This is the first Lizard Fuck Coat Tale that is based on a true story and will be brief.  The story was told to me by Mr. McLaughlin (I think that is how you spell it), who was a business teacher at RRHS.  Keene, you should remember this. Tale 4 – Mad Skillz One day, [...]

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Lizard Fuck Coat Tales #3

Tale 3 – Inheritance Brothers, Billy and Blardy, are sitting at their grandfather’s nearly empty funeral service, daydreaming about how such a crazed individual managed to live so long.  The funeral is not at a church, but rather a community center, due to their grandfather’s excommunication from the Catholic Church due to extremely lewd conduct [...]

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