Lizard Fuck Coat Tales #4

–This is the first Lizard Fuck Coat Tale that is based on a true story and will be brief.  The story was told to me by Mr. McLaughlin (I think that is how you spell it), who was a business teacher at RRHS.  Keene, you should remember this.
Tale 4 – Mad Skillz
One day, a teacher [...]

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Lizard Fuck Coat Tales #3

Tale 3 – Inheritance
Brothers, Billy and Blardy, are sitting at their grandfather’s nearly empty funeral service, daydreaming about how such a crazed individual managed to live so long.  The funeral is not at a church, but rather a community center, due to their grandfather’s excommunication from the Catholic Church due to extremely lewd conduct during [...]

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Lizard Fuck Coat Tales #2

Tale 2 – Revolutionary Coat Tale
George Washington crossed the ridge with twenty five soldiers on his back protecting flanks.  He came to an abandoned cabin that had a chimney far higher than a standard chimney.
“Let us investigate this cabin, before we take our sixth hemp break of the day,” he explains in a founding father [...]

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Lizard Fuck Coat Tales #1

This is the beginning of a weekly Sunday incarnation of stories that are appropriately named Lizard Fuck Coat Tales.  The above picture was a Google link that popped up when I typed in my title, so there it is–Dragontales.  Be prepared for me to get increasingly deeper and twisted with each passing week, so close [...]

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