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Brandon Bass Fights Fish Molestation

ridiculousawesome — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 05:54:14 +0000

Brandon Bass Dunks in the face of Fish Molestation

I noticed a disturbing trend on Google Image Search today involving fish. As it turns out, fishing is not the innocent outdoor recreational activity that I once thought it was. There is some seriously weird shit going on with these camping trips that dudes are always going on. Married women out there, when your husband comes back from his camping trip smelling like fish, you better hope that he was cheating on you with another woman because it could be much worse. I have seen some weird stuff before but what is going on in our lakes, rivers and streams these days is just plain wrong. As I stated previously on Twitter, it is bad enough that people are tricking fish into thinking they are about to eat a delicious worm. Now fishermen are straight up molesting fish.

This would be an excellent time to make a joke about rods but this is no laughing matter. Additionally, this has nothing to do with the Southpark Kanye West Gay Fish episode as that was fictionalized and this is real. Nacho Donut has teamed up with NBA not-superstar Brandon Bass to bring an end to this disgusting practice. We will be accepting donations to help our cause. All donations will go towards the purchase of a Ryobi drill set which I will use to drill holes in fish molesters boats. When they sink into the body of water that they were about to desecrate with forced fish love, the fish will know who they are and fish lip them to death. It will be poetic justice.

Riding Around and Getting It : Fred Flintstone and 2 Chainz

ridiculousawesome — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 07:04:00 +0000

Fred Flinstone is Gettin’ it all over Bedrock from Betty Rubble.

Masturbating Bear Returns

ridiculousawesome — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 18:16:33 +0000

Hamburger Bed

ridiculousawesome — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:29:08 +0000

Tyler, The Creator – Bitch Suck Dick Featuring Jasper And Taco

ridiculousawesome — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 18:33:10 +0000

Nacho Donut Cartoon: Just Glaze

ridiculousawesome — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 23:41:19 +0000

I am slowly but surely making advancements with the Nacho Donut cartoon. This donut is one of the first ones that I made and it is one of my favorite donuts. It is very important that they have good names and I have been thinking about it for a while. I have decided that in the way that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were named after famous Renaissance artists, the Donuts in Nacho Donut’s dirty dozen will be named after famous people in Hip Hop. This Donut is named Just Glaze and it is based off of producer Just Blaze as if you couldn’t figure that out for yourself. Just Glaze hoists salsa and he is friends with a tortilla chip. I think that the donuts will have names but the tortilla chips are just going to be called tortilla chips. It all has to do with Nacho Science and everything related to its origins. Nachos have basically been around for as long as corn has and that is a long ass time.

Here is “Breathe” by Fabolous which was produced by Just Blaze. Say what you have to say about Fabolous but this is one of the best beats of all time.

Washington Monument Bent by Earthquake

ridiculousawesome — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 23:20:49 +0000

I felt the Earthquake today and I knew right away that it was an earthquake. I know we have had minor earthquakes in Cleveland before but that was the first one that I ever felt. The tectonic plates have shifted and the world somehow feels different now. One of Nacho Donut’s Donuts was actually inside of the Washington Monument and was forced to eject. He is telling us that the Washington Monument is now bent. When we tried to upload the exclusive picture to TwitPic it said that we were forbidden. This is very suspicious. They do not want the world to know that the monument is bent but it is true.

Battletoads Vs. Bugatti Boyz

ridiculousawesome — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 06:01:29 +0000

I heard this song “Another One” off the Rick Ross mixtape “Ashes to Ashes” by the Bugatti Boyz (Diddy and Rick Ross). Not only is this Diddy’s best song ever but it reminded me of Battletoads. Battletoads was one of the best games that was ever made for original Nintendo. As far as I am concerned, there was Battletoads and then there was every other nintendo game. Although it was extremely difficult, it arguably had the best graphics of any nintendo game as well as the best music. I am also pretty sure that this was actually the last new nintendo game that I got before I eventually got super nintendo.

Since it reminded me of Battletoads and I have been remixing original NES gameplay with mixtape tracks, I brought this song together with level 2 from Battletoads. It was no surprise that it went with it perfectly.

Here is the original version.

Here is a bonus mix. Right now I am ranked #1 in the world at taking songs from mixtapes and mixing them with Nintendo game play. This may be what the Ill N.E.S. project was meant to be.

T & C Surf Designs

ridiculousawesome — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 05:43:43 +0000

Nacho Donut Nintendo Mixtape brings you T & C Surf Designs ft. The Game and friends.

Nacho Donut Twitter 1,000

ridiculousawesome — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:21:32 +0000

This video was made to commemorate the 1,000th Tweet in Nacho Donut History.