Riding Around and Getting It : Fred Flintstone and 2 Chainz

Fred Flinstone is Gettin’ it all over Bedrock from Betty Rubble.

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It’s a Wonderful Life: Sawzall Vs. VHS

It really is a wonderful life when you can witness what happens when a Sawzall blade meets a VHS copy of the classic holiday film “It’s a Wonderful Life” in my garage for Christmas.

This is not an anti-Christmas video so don’t get it twisted like VHS tape shrapnel. This is an anti-”It’s a Wonderful Life” VHS tape video. Don’t read into it too much. If anything, it is a commentary on what digital has done to analog as this is an HD video of a VHS tape getting massacred in slow motion the way it rightfully deserved to be.

Even if you don’t believe in Jesus, Christmas rules. You get presents and eat candy and maybe you can even build a snowman. Christmas music has a tendency to suck and so can relatives that you only see once in a while but the main thing that sucks about Christmas is people that bitch and complain about it. Since Christmas really is about giving, I am giving this to you people so that now you can just shut up and enjoy yourself.

Additionally, this is an original Christmas beat made by Nacho Donut.

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Tootsie Pop Commercial

Once upon a time, there was a naked little boy who needed some advice about candy. He asked various talking animals for their opinion and finally a geriatric turtle told him to consult with an owl. He naively trusted the owl and was left heart broken when the owl ate his Tootsie Pop and subsequently misinformed him about the number of licks that it took to get to the delicious chocolate center. It is like a psychedelic Aesop fable with the moral being that owls are liars and they will eat your candy.

This is a Tuesday Random Music Video Day that was created in the Nacho Donut facility itself. Special thanks to Tootsie Pops, Benny Benassi, Sean Paul and whoever the original animator of this cartoon was. I have been trying to find out who did it and I don’t see it listed anywhere. I only recently discovered this mix of Satisfaction Vs. Temperature and it is one of the best remixes I have ever heard. Again, I don’t know exactly who is responsible for it but I am attributing it to Benny Benassi.

It was really a combination of factors which led to this unlikely collaboration. First, I gave out Tootsie Pops for Halloween. At some point after that, I discovered this Benny Benassi Vs Sean Paul remix of Satisfaction. After that, Conan O’Brien and TBS used an owl in in advertisement that Sean posted on Nacho Donut where he pointed out that owls have been known to be liars. Upon reading this, I immediately thought of the Tootsie Pop commercial where Mr. Owl blatantly lies about the number of licks that it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. I thought that this song would go perfectly with the commercial because Mr. Owl, being the greedy, candy stealing bird that he is, could not wait to get his satisfaction and bit into the Tootsie Pop after only three licks. I think this remix goes together with the commercial just like a hard candy shell goes with Tootsie, or whatever you might want to call the chewy, chocolate center of a Tootsie Pop.

Here is the original cartoon in its entirety. It had its debut in 1969 but I became familiar with it in the 1990′s while watching cartoons on Saturday mornings. Usually they just showed a shortened version with the turtle and the owl but I remember seeing the full version from time to time.

 

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Brontosaurus Midget Dap

This was recently posted by iBrontosaurus.

“I went to the carnival and almost missed my dude running the panda ride. I had to turn back and give him dap. I may be a brontosaurus, but that doesn’t mean that I don’t have love for even the smallest of Earth’s creatures.”

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Nacho Donut Remixes Your Face Contest #2

There are a trio of winners this time around. Congratulations, Nacho Donut has just remixed your faces. Here is the link to the blog where the original photo came from, MicaMyx Personal Blog of a Dagupena Dreamer.

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Nacho Donut Remixes Your Face Contest #1

The “Nacho Donut Remixes Your Face Contest” has begun. If your picture is on Google image search and you are eating a donut then you are now in the running to have your face professionally remixed by Nacho Donut for free. It is the only life changing contest that you will win and never even know about. In addition to this, if you submit a picture of yourself eating a donut you will be eligible to have an instant facial remix by Nacho Donut, the only Nacho Donut in town. Here is the first winner and this is the link to the original photo.

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Grandma and Nacho Donut

I think this picture was taken some time before the the “Grandma Remix”. Here Grandma remixes the donut.

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