I like to keep up on what Nacho Donut Blog readers are searching for. Today we have attracted viewers interested in camels biting people, cartoon porn pics of ancient india and sour skittles.
These are actual search terms. This truly happens in reality. Nacho Donut loves you and thanks you for your support.
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I was playing some Mike Tyson’s Punchout on NES and I couldn’t help but notice the significant camel toe being sported by Von Kaiser in the second fight of the game.
I know that you have a Mangina, Von Kaiser.
Posted in History, News, People, Sports | Tagged boxing, Camel Toe, gaming, mangina, Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson's Punchout, NES, Nintendo, Old School, Punchout, retro, Von Kaiser | Leave a Comment »
My intention is to do more classic blog work for Nacho Donut. I have been getting really sick of twitter for some time now and I want to reshape the legacy of this great nacho flavored enterprise. It is really all about dumb things for no particular reason presented in high quality media formats with the goal of making about two people laugh.
I want to get back to the basics. With that being said, I bring to you Dog Presidents.
This is the very first one. It is Harry Trudog. Harry Truman drops bombs. Harry Trudog drops a deuce on the Whitehouse lawn.
I thought of dog presidents about a week ago and realized that this would be fitting subject matter for Nacho Donut. I wanted to make sure that no one else had done this before. I did research on Google Image Search, as I usually do, and as far as I can tell, I am the inventor of Dog Presidents. If I have somehow overlooked you and you want to battle Nacho Donut for Dog Presidents supremacy then you know where to find me.
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Today at Nacho Donut Headquarters, a great discovery was made. We unlocked a time capsule and found two original Nacho Donut Product Prototypes that were made many years ago.
On the left is the Nacho Donut mug which served dual purposes as a coffee mug and a nacho cheese holder. On the right is Nacho Donut Dough. It was a lot like play dough but did not taste nearly as good.
These are real products that exist in reality. I have received generous offers to purchase these priceless historical artifacts but I have plans for their showcasing in the Nacho Donut Museum where they can be appreciated for all of eternity.
Posted in Art, Comics, History, Nacho Donut Tribute Art, Nacho Donut:Mission Through Time, Products, Twitter | Tagged bizarre, cartoons, coffee, Comedy, donuts, Food, fun times, Historically significant, nachos, products, Prototypes, retro, Super, time capsule | Leave a Comment »
Today is a great day in Nacho Donut history. We are currently attracting readers who are interested in mongoose sex and eating nachos aggressively.
The best part of this is that it says “mongoose getting sex”.
This is why I do this.
Posted in General, History, News | Tagged Comedy, eating nachos aggressively, funny, Google, Humor, Mongoose, Mongoose getting sex, nachos, search term, weird | 2 Comments »
James Harden is known for his big, bushy beard. These are some of the things that live inside of it. Let me know if there is anything else that you know of that has gotten stuck in James Harden’s beard.
Posted in Basketball, General, Nacho Donut Remixes Your Face Contest, People, Sports, Television | Tagged Beard, birds, Houston Rockets, James Harden, Kayaking, Keys, legos, NBA, Remote Control, Zoo Animals | Leave a Comment »
Everything was going well for Pac-Man. He was one of the biggest stars in the world. The money was pouring in, his girlfriend was gorgeous and all he had to do was eat delicious ghosts. Life was great but it would not last for the piechart-faced hero.
After a while, power pellets and fruit just weren’t doing it for him anymore. New and better video games hit the market and hard times befell the Pac-Man. One day Pac-Man decided that he should try Meth.
No one knew where he went for a long time. As it turns out, he was hiding out in Atlanta. After a decades long binge, Pac-Man reemerged as the Atlanta Hawks Logo. Now he must rebuild his life.
Let this be a reminder to you that you should never do meth.
Posted in Art, Basketball, Comics, General, History, News, Sports, Twitter | Tagged #pacisback, ATL, Atlanta Hawks, Basketball, design, drugs, just say no, Logos, Meth, Methamphetamine, nab, Pac-man, skid row, video games | Leave a Comment »