Today at Nacho Donut Headquarters, a great discovery was made. We unlocked a time capsule and found two original Nacho Donut Product Prototypes that were made many years ago.
On the left is the Nacho Donut mug which served dual purposes as a coffee mug and a nacho cheese holder. On the right is Nacho Donut Dough. It was a lot like play dough but did not taste nearly as good.
These are real products that exist in reality. I have received generous offers to purchase these priceless historical artifacts but I have plans for their showcasing in the Nacho Donut Museum where they can be appreciated for all of eternity.
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Today is a great day in Nacho Donut history. We are currently attracting readers who are interested in mongoose sex and eating nachos aggressively.
The best part of this is that it says “mongoose getting sex”.
This is why I do this.
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James Harden is known for his big, bushy beard. These are some of the things that live inside of it. Let me know if there is anything else that you know of that has gotten stuck in James Harden’s beard.
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Everything was going well for Pac-Man. He was one of the biggest stars in the world. The money was pouring in, his girlfriend was gorgeous and all he had to do was eat delicious ghosts. Life was great but it would not last for the piechart-faced hero.
After a while, power pellets and fruit just weren’t doing it for him anymore. New and better video games hit the market and hard times befell the Pac-Man. One day Pac-Man decided that he should try Meth.
No one knew where he went for a long time. As it turns out, he was hiding out in Atlanta. After a decades long binge, Pac-Man reemerged as the Atlanta Hawks Logo. Now he must rebuild his life.
Let this be a reminder to you that you should never do meth.
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Nacho Donut went into space a long time ago so I don’t know if it can be said that this was the “first” donut in space but I must show respect nonetheless.
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There is Poo in the news. I have, for the most part, refrained from indulging in poo humor within nacho donut because sometimes you just have to act like you have been there before. I must make an exception in this case.
Coming off the heels of Pooh Jeter becoming a free agent from the Chinese Basketball League, Poopgangsta has been arrested.
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