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Today is a great day in Nacho Donut history.  We are currently attracting readers who are interested in mongoose sex and eating nachos aggressively.

The best part of this is that it says “mongoose getting sex”.

This is why I do this.

 

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James Harden is known for his big, bushy beard. These are some of the things that live inside of it. Let me know if there is anything else that you know of that has gotten stuck in James Harden’s beard.Sep 29, 2014; Houston, TX, USA; Houston Rockets guard James Harden (13) poses for a photo during media day at Toyota Center. Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

Sep 29, 2014; Houston, TX, USA; Houston Rockets guard James Harden (13) poses for a photo during media day at Toyota Center. Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

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PacManDoesMeth

 

Everything was going well for Pac-Man. He was one of the biggest stars in the world. The money was pouring in, his girlfriend was gorgeous and all he had to do was eat delicious ghosts. Life was great but it would not last for the piechart-faced hero.

After a while, power pellets and fruit just weren’t doing it for him anymore. New and better video games hit the market and hard times befell the Pac-Man. One day Pac-Man decided that he should try Meth.

No one knew where he went for a long time. As it turns out, he was hiding out in Atlanta. After a decades long binge, Pac-Man reemerged as the Atlanta Hawks Logo. Now he must rebuild his life.

Let this be a reminder to you that you should never do meth. 

Screen Shot 2015-04-25 at 4.46.39 AMCamels have been on my mind all day today. It is because I saw a picture of a camel biting a woman’s head yesterday. It is the funniest picture that I have seen in a while and made me remember Nacho Donut’s roots in animal attack pictures. I had to conduct research by doing a Google Image Search of Camels and I soon realized that Camels are both hilarious and greatly misunderstood.

Camels are intelligent beings. Who do think provided the Three Wise Men with their Wisdom, some yonder star? That is a ridiculous concept. The truth is that Camels do not like people riding on their backs.  Inside of the Camel’s hump is an additional hidden brain functioning as a supercomputer which science does not even want to begin to understand.

If a camel bites you then you deserved it and I don’t feel bad for you. This animal’s legacy has been tainted by cigarettes, Geico and stereotypes of Arabs roaming the desert chasing after a mirage of an oasis. (Now would be a good time to listen to the band “Oasis”)  People just assume that Camels do not need to drink that much. There is a lot more to the story than that.

Camels are actually really thirsty and they will bite the fucking shit out of your head to let you know this. If you were a camel then you would bite people’s heads too. The Camel doesn’t speak your language but it is trying to tell you something important.

So next time a camel is biting your head don’t be like “What the fuck, Camel? Don’t bite my head. I am mad at you now.” The Camel just wanted a drink after he traversed through a hot ass fucking desert. I guess that was asking too much wasn’t it ? What you really should be like is “My Bad, Camel. You must be thirsty. Here is some delicious water, you magnificent creature.” 

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Donut in Space

Nacho Donut went into space a long time ago so I don’t know if it can be said that this was the “first” donut in space but I must show respect nonetheless.

 

 

There is Poo in the news. I have, for the most part, refrained from indulging in poo humor within nacho donut because sometimes you just have to act like you have been there before. I must make an exception in this case. 

Coming off the heels of Pooh Jeter becoming a free agent from the Chinese Basketball League, Poopgangsta has been arrested.

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The Golden State Warriors have turned dreams into reality by constructing a life sized Manute Bol Bobble Head.

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This is one of the greatest things that I have ever seen in my life and makes me optimistic for the future.

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