Camels have been on my mind all day today. It is because I saw a picture of a camel biting a woman’s head yesterday. It is the funniest picture that I have seen in a while and made me remember Nacho Donut’s roots in animal attack pictures. I had to conduct research by doing a Google Image Search of Camels and I soon realized that Camels are both hilarious and greatly misunderstood.
Camels are intelligent beings. Who do think provided the Three Wise Men with their Wisdom, some yonder star? That is a ridiculous concept. The truth is that Camels do not like people riding on their backs. Inside of the Camel’s hump is an additional hidden brain functioning as a supercomputer which science does not even want to begin to understand.
If a camel bites you then you deserved it and I don’t feel bad for you. This animal’s legacy has been tainted by cigarettes, Geico and stereotypes of Arabs roaming the desert chasing after a mirage of an oasis. (Now would be a good time to listen to the band “Oasis”) People just assume that Camels do not need to drink that much. There is a lot more to the story than that.
Camels are actually really thirsty and they will bite the fucking shit out of your head to let you know this. If you were a camel then you would bite people’s heads too. The Camel doesn’t speak your language but it is trying to tell you something important.
So next time a camel is biting your head don’t be like “What the fuck, Camel? Don’t bite my head. I am mad at you now.” The Camel just wanted a drink after he traversed through a hot ass fucking desert. I guess that was asking too much wasn’t it ? What you really should be like is “My Bad, Camel. You must be thirsty. Here is some delicious water, you magnificent creature.”