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Screen Shot 2015-04-25 at 4.46.39 AMCamels have been on my mind all day today. It is because I saw a picture of a camel biting a woman’s head yesterday. It is the funniest picture that I have seen in a while and made me remember Nacho Donut’s roots in animal attack pictures. I had to conduct research by doing a Google Image Search of Camels and I soon realized that Camels are both hilarious and greatly misunderstood.

Camels are intelligent beings. Who do think provided the Three Wise Men with their Wisdom, some yonder star? That is a ridiculous concept. The truth is that Camels do not like people riding on their backs.  Inside of the Camel’s hump is an additional hidden brain functioning as a supercomputer which science does not even want to begin to understand.

If a camel bites you then you deserved it and I don’t feel bad for you. This animal’s legacy has been tainted by cigarettes, Geico and stereotypes of Arabs roaming the desert chasing after a mirage of an oasis. (Now would be a good time to listen to the band “Oasis”)  People just assume that Camels do not need to drink that much. There is a lot more to the story than that.

Camels are actually really thirsty and they will bite the fucking shit out of your head to let you know this. If you were a camel then you would bite people’s heads too. The Camel doesn’t speak your language but it is trying to tell you something important.

So next time a camel is biting your head don’t be like “What the fuck, Camel? Don’t bite my head. I am mad at you now.” The Camel just wanted a drink after he traversed through a hot ass fucking desert. I guess that was asking too much wasn’t it ? What you really should be like is “My Bad, Camel. You must be thirsty. Here is some delicious water, you magnificent creature.” 

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Donut in Space

Nacho Donut went into space a long time ago so I don’t know if it can be said that this was the “first” donut in space but I must show respect nonetheless.

 

 

There is Poo in the news. I have, for the most part, refrained from indulging in poo humor within nacho donut because sometimes you just have to act like you have been there before. I must make an exception in this case. 

Coming off the heels of Pooh Jeter becoming a free agent from the Chinese Basketball League, Poopgangsta has been arrested.

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The Golden State Warriors have turned dreams into reality by constructing a life sized Manute Bol Bobble Head.

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This is one of the greatest things that I have ever seen in my life and makes me optimistic for the future.

Larry Nance is scheduled to appear at Rocky River Giant Eagle on Saturday February 7th, 2015.

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The former Cavalier and Slam Dunk Champion will be signing autographs but no posed pictures are allowed.

Lebron James takes on the Pelicans tonight in New Orleans. No word as of yet if he will be playing basketball but actual pelicans residing in New Orleans should be very concerned. Lebron is coming for you with a vengeance. This is somehow related to Johnny Manziel being abducted by an owl.  
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Cleveland Browns backup quarterback and former Heisman trophy winner Johnny Manziel has been abducted by an owl. Details of his capture are still not clear. Sources close to the situation have told Nacho Donut that this may have to do with owls being mad at Canadian superstar Drake, a Manziel associate. Drake has been using the likeness of an owl to promote “OVO” without the expressed written consent of owls. Owls are generally considered to be full of wisdom so I will not question this Owl’s motive for the abduction of Johnny Football.

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