On this day in history, roughly millions of years ago, the concept of boating was inadvertently invented by a monkey. This was probably the most important day ever.
A monkey was in a tree, eating primitive bananas when part of the tree he was climbing broke and fell into a river. The Monkey’s instincts told him to hold on. He floated down the river as the other monkeys watched in amazement. They had never seen anything quite like this.
He eventually returned to shore and the other monkeys made the floating one their king. He passed on his knowledge of flotation devices to the others. Continued Nautical advancements were made and the boating monkeys proceeded to colonize the planet.
This unintentional innovation changed the history of primate evolution and you are able to read this completely factual account of the invention of the boat because of what that brave monkey did for you.
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Papa Smurf does not wear a shirt and neither does JR Smith.
Papa Smurf has a beard and JR Smith has a beard.
Papa Smurf is not under contract and JR Smith is not under contract.
Based on these facts, I have concluded that Papa Smurf and JR Smith are one in the same.
I am sure there is some explanation for why they do not both have blue skin but that is insignificant.
You can see the undeniable resemblance in this picture.
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I occasionally do a Google search for Nacho Donut and will often times unearth some gems in the process. I am dumbfounded by what I discovered today.
A company is selling a poster of a Nacho Donut picture for $6.95 . This is their website. It is a place called wallpart.com
Nacho Donut has a lot of pictures. Many of them would make great posters and I am not even mad about this. I remember making this picture but out of all of the pictures that could be made into posters, I just really don’t understand how it ended up being this one.