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Legends of the Hidden Temple and face tattoos were popular topics of discussion today. This led to some google image searching which revealed a great coincidence. As it turns out, Gucci Mane bears a striking resemblance to the giant Olmec heads of Mesoamerica. 

I was initially joking about this being true. However, after doing work in Photoshop, I am starting to believe that this may be more than a mere coincidence. Gucci Mane’s face fits perfectly onto these heads. GmO_2.jpgcolossal_head-1427DF7CE2F778D57C9.jpgGucciOlmec4.jpgGM34.jpgOlmec-Art-Head-1946-San-Lorenzo.jpgGucciMane23.jpgcolossal_head-1446F201940599EE2DE.pngOlmecheadMNAH.jpgQuestionMark2.jpg

This concept has been in the works for a while. There is going to be a lot more to this but the four players that are turtles are together now. They will be fighting against evil forces in some kind of adventures.

Zach Randolph – Leonardo

Rajon Rondo – Raphael

James Jones – Donatello

Russel Westbrook – Michelangelo

 

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I was trying to find this picture and it did not take long using Google Image Search. Black-Guy-Meme-Question-Marks-11.jpg

I searched “wtf black guy meme” and it was among the first pictures to show up. Then I searched just “black guy” and this is what came up as the results.

Link to Google Image Search of Black Guy

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Link to Google Image Search of Black Guy

https://www.google.com/search?q=wtf+guy&espv=2&biw=1325&bih=924&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjc4MeUisDKAhWBu4MKHfjUA1AQ_AUIBigB#tbs=isz:l&tbm=isch&q=black+guy

Next, I searched for “White Guy” on Google Image Search and these were the results.

Link to Google Image Search for White Guy

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https://www.google.com/search?q=wtf+guy&espv=2&biw=1325&bih=924&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjc4MeUisDKAhWBu4MKHfjUA1AQ_AUIBigB#tbs=isz:l&tbm=isch&q=White+Guy

Google Image Search’s selection of pictures is equally ridiculous for both the White and the Black Guy on Google Image Search.

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Shumpert is in James Harden’s beard now. JamesHardenShumpertBeard.jpg

I don’t know if you have noticed but despite not having legs or feet, Nacho Donut has a little more pep in his step today than he did yesterday. Thats because he made it onto the local news station last night. NachoDonutBrowns.jpg

With neither arms nor hands, Nacho Donut’s reach knows no boundaries. His Tweet and image of new Cleveland Browns’ coach Hue Jackson with the Wolverine hand were featured prominently on WKYC Channel 3, the local NBC affiliate for Cleveland, Ohio.

It was kind of like the time when Q-tip first heard his own voice on the radio when DJ Red Alert played a song that he was on except not anywhere near as significant. It was probably more like times when people say “Bob-a-Booey,Bob-a-Booey” on the news for Howard Stern. In any case, this was a great achievement in Nacho Donut history. Hue1.jpg

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Things like this are not supposed to happen but every once in a while there is a breakthrough that provides us all with hope for the future. This is validation of Nacho Donut’s greatness. Most importantly, this development should bring some much needed luck to the Cleveland Browns and especially Hue Jackson.

Thank you to Channel 3 for featuring Nacho Donut on the news. I must have some fans there. If you would have told me that Nacho Donut was on the news, I would have been worried about it being for crossing the line with some kind of controversial tweet that rubbed somebody the wrong way. If that ever happens, just know that my intention is to rub you the right way.

Stoner Sloth

This Video is Nacho Donut’s response to the Stoner Sloth Anti-Marijuana PSAs from Australia.

 

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