Beavercreek’s Beavers wasted no time before they began rebuilding their neighborhood Aldi following yesterday’s devastating Tornado. The city will soon be rebuilt at this pace.



Brooke Baldwin possesses the Pornstar looks required to cover Pornstars who allegedly had sex with the President but lacks the shade of blonde hair required to be a Conservative Media Personality. Her Professional Face Making skills are unparalleled in the world of Journalism. 

Bich Goes Mainstream

Bich began as a spelling error made by an amateur graffiti artist on a garbage can.  The term has now infiltrated the mainstream.

The video is actually really good even if people hate this girl.



The internet is handing out the justice to Denny’s that it has always deserved. The face of Denny’s is now an anthropomorphic piece of fecal matter. Screen Shot 2017-09-12 at 5.05.23 PM.png

This is not my story but I had to share it. I have a nearly 6 month long no twitter streak going but I want to come back really bad for this. I am not going to but I needed to make note of this.

Link to Mandatory Story






Sometimes I think about coming back to twitter. I have no plans to do so but I have a lot of notifications that I am curious about. Between advising the President and celebrities literally eating me in Hollywood at Danny Trejo’s Donut Shop, I have been quite busy. Besides this, twitter became the anus of the internet and it was difficult to live and breathe inside of a butthole. I will still occasionally drop by in various ways.

The further manifestation of Nacho Donut into Physical Form. I am not even mad. I just have proof that I am the original Nacho Donut. Check out this article about how the guy from Machete has brought me out to Hollywood

Danny Trejo Gives LA the Nacho Donut


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