I don’t know if you have noticed but despite not having legs or feet, Nacho Donut has a little more pep in his step today than he did yesterday. Thats because he made it onto the local news station last night.
With neither arms nor hands, Nacho Donut’s reach knows no boundaries. His Tweet and image of new Cleveland Browns’ coach Hue Jackson with the Wolverine hand were featured prominently on WKYC Channel 3, the local NBC affiliate for Cleveland, Ohio.
It was kind of like the time when Q-tip first heard his own voice on the radio when DJ Red Alert played a song that he was on except not anywhere near as significant. It was probably more like times when people say “Bob-a-Booey,Bob-a-Booey” on the news for Howard Stern. In any case, this was a great achievement in Nacho Donut history.
Things like this are not supposed to happen but every once in a while there is a breakthrough that provides us all with hope for the future. This is validation of Nacho Donut’s greatness. Most importantly, this development should bring some much needed luck to the Cleveland Browns and especially Hue Jackson.
Thank you to Channel 3 for featuring Nacho Donut on the news. I must have some fans there. If you would have told me that Nacho Donut was on the news, I would have been worried about it being for crossing the line with some kind of controversial tweet that rubbed somebody the wrong way. If that ever happens, just know that my intention is to rub you the right way.