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Richard Jefferson is fed up with the critics. The long time NBA Veteran has some fresh ink to demonstrate his displeasure. Just in case you forgot this man’s initials, RJ is now spelled out for you prominently on Jefferson’s forehead. Nothing says “No More Mr. Nice Guy” like a Face Tat. In what may be his final NBA season, RJ gives very few fucks these days.
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On this day in history, roughly millions of years ago, the concept of boating was inadvertently invented by a monkey. This was probably the most important day ever.
A monkey was in a tree, eating primitive bananas when part of the tree he was climbing broke and fell into a river. The Monkey’s instincts told him to hold on. He floated down the river as the other monkeys watched in amazement. They had never seen anything quite like this.
He eventually returned to shore and the other monkeys made the floating one their king. He passed on his knowledge of flotation devices to the others. Continued Nautical advancements were made and the boating monkeys proceeded to colonize the planet.
This unintentional innovation changed the history of primate evolution and you are able to read this completely factual account of the invention of the boat because of what that brave monkey did for you.
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Papa Smurf does not wear a shirt and neither does JR Smith.
Papa Smurf has a beard and JR Smith has a beard.
Papa Smurf is not under contract and JR Smith is not under contract.
Based on these facts, I have concluded that Papa Smurf and JR Smith are one in the same.
I am sure there is some explanation for why they do not both have blue skin but that is insignificant.
You can see the undeniable resemblance in this picture.
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