I have heard from a source that today is National Hamburger Day. There are conflicting reports about this on the internet but I have found enough evidence to say that it is.
On this glorious day, I am left to contemplate one of the greatest pieces of literature of my generation. Of course, I am talking about Phil Hirsch’s 101 Hamburger Jokes. This book has changed my life in so many ways. I remember ordering it from one of those flimsy yet colorful paper sheets that we would get in grade school where we would pretty much be forced to buy books. Other people would get Goosebumps and books about Football and I would get books like this one. I also once got a poster of a chimpanzee wearing a Superman costume which I hope that I still have somewhere.
When I saw the picture of this Hamburger fortune teller I knew that this book was going to be the most significant book that I would ever have the opportunity to read. This book was one of the building blocks in my development as a human being. It’s impact on Nacho Donut is evident.