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Pre-Tonight Show and TBS Conan O’Brien may have been the funniest show that was on television in my lifetime. He is still funny but I just don’t watch much TV anymore.

Here is a classical Masturbating Bear compilation that I found on youtube.

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I retired from twitter but I can see that you are still sending me things. I suggest that you take a time-out from tweeting and enjoy a real bird that sounds exactly like DMX.

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On this day in history, roughly millions of years ago, the concept of boating was inadvertently invented by a monkey. This was probably the most important day ever.

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A monkey was in a tree, eating primitive bananas when part of the tree he was climbing broke and fell into a river. The Monkey’s instincts told him to hold on. He floated down the river as the other monkeys watched in amazement. They had never seen anything quite like this.

He eventually returned to shore and the other monkeys made the floating one their king. He passed on his knowledge of flotation devices to the others. Continued Nautical advancements were made and the boating monkeys proceeded to colonize the planet.

This unintentional innovation changed the history of primate evolution and you are able to read this completely factual account of the invention of the boat because of what that brave monkey did for you.

 

 

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This Video is Nacho Donut’s response to the Stoner Sloth Anti-Marijuana PSAs from Australia.

 

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I like to keep up on what Nacho Donut Blog readers are searching for. Today we have attracted viewers interested in camels biting people, cartoon porn pics of ancient india and sour skittles.

These are actual search terms. This truly happens in reality. Nacho Donut loves you and thanks you for your support.

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