Posted in General, Nacho Donut Heroes, News, Sustain, tagged Apple, attack, endangered species, Global Warming, Ice Cube, polar Bear, Polar bear attack, tasty treats on May 12, 2009|
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If there is one thing I have learned from Nacho Donut, it is that people love it when chimpanzees attack. If there is another thing I have learned from Nacho Donut, it is that people also love it when Polar Bears attack. With Polar Bear Attack closing in on the top spot all time in Nacho Donut history, I think it is time to investigate this issue further.

Animal Cruelty
It is bad enough that global warming is causing Polar Bears to become extinct. Now it appears that people are freezing apples in giant ice cubes just to mess with them. What is wrong with people these days? I am sure this polar bear was really happy to have to eat a giant ice cube in order to get to these delicious red apples. He probably saw this as a waste of perfectly good ice that he could have used to rebuild his rapidly melting habitat.
With polar bears being messed with as much as they are these days it is not the least bit surprising to see them attacking people. If I were a polar bear I would hop on one of my last floating chunks of ice, ride that bitch to the nearest civilization and just start biting people. Polar Bears are not going to go down without a fight.
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