2012 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

19,000 people fit into the new Barclays Center to see Jay-Z perform. This blog was viewed about 70,000 times in 2012. If it were a concert at the Barclays Center, it would take about 4 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

Click here to see the complete report.

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Introducing the Random Post Generator

There is a new tab at the top of the Nacho Donut page called the Random Post Generator. It is pretty self explanatory and will give you access to hundreds of Nacho Donut posts that you may have never seen before.

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Boycott BP

I am now boycotting BP. You shit the ocean and then you shit the bed.All profits from “Are you Shitting” the movie will go towards cleaning up the oil spill in the Gulf. You need to start thinking outside the box and watch this episode of “Saved by the Bell”.

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Blueberry Yogurt FTW

Stonyfield is cool because it’s organic and they’re all about sustainability. There are other bomb flavors (Super Fruits what up!), but blueberry is the Michael Jordan of yogurt flavors.

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The Polar Bear

If there is one thing I have learned from Nacho Donut, it is that people love it when chimpanzees attack. If there is another thing I have learned from Nacho Donut, it is that people also love it when Polar Bears attack. With Polar Bear Attack closing in on the top spot all time in Nacho Donut history, I think it is time to investigate this issue further.

Animal Cruelty

It is bad enough that global warming is causing Polar Bears to become extinct. Now it appears that people are freezing apples in giant ice cubes just to mess with them. What is wrong with people these days? I am sure this polar bear was really happy to have to eat a giant ice cube in order to get to these delicious red apples. He probably saw this as a waste of perfectly good ice that he could have used to rebuild his rapidly melting habitat.

With polar bears being messed with as much as they are these days it is not the least bit surprising to see them attacking people. If I were a polar bear I would hop on one of my last floating chunks of ice, ride that bitch to the nearest civilization and just start biting people. Polar Bears are not going to go down without a fight.

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Tom’s of Maine

Tom knows what’s up. He’s always looking to hook a brotha up with some environmentally friendly hygiene that actually works. I’ve been rockin’ the toothpaste and deodorant for some time now, and have not been disappointed. The soap is kind of expensive (but I’ve tried it and it works) so right now I’m going with Clearly Natural; it’s fairly cheap and does the job. Anyway, Tom’s of Maine really has everything you need though, so it’s a good place to start if you are looking for hygiene that’s good for you and good for the world. No animal testing, no artificial ingredients, and sustainable production. Sounds good to me!

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