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Posted in Basketball, General, Movies, News, People, Sports, Television, Twitter, tagged Basketball, Cavs, Champions, Characters, Conspiracy, JR Smith, LeBron James, NBA, Papa Smurf, rumors, shirtless, Team Swish on September 17, 2016| Leave a Comment »
Papa Smurf does not wear a shirt and neither does JR Smith.
Papa Smurf has a beard and JR Smith has a beard.
Papa Smurf is not under contract and JR Smith is not under contract.
Based on these facts, I have concluded that Papa Smurf and JR Smith are one in the same.
I am sure there is some explanation for why they do not both have blue skin but that is insignificant.
You can see the undeniable resemblance in this picture.
I don’t know if you have noticed but despite not having legs or feet, Nacho Donut has a little more pep in his step today than he did yesterday. Thats because he made it onto the local news station last night.
With neither arms nor hands, Nacho Donut’s reach knows no boundaries. His Tweet and image of new Cleveland Browns’ coach Hue Jackson with the Wolverine hand were featured prominently on WKYC Channel 3, the local NBC affiliate for Cleveland, Ohio.
It was kind of like the time when Q-tip first heard his own voice on the radio when DJ Red Alert played a song that he was on except not anywhere near as significant. It was probably more like times when people say “Bob-a-Booey,Bob-a-Booey” on the news for Howard Stern. In any case, this was a great achievement in Nacho Donut history.
Things like this are not supposed to happen but every once in a while there is a breakthrough that provides us all with hope for the future. This is validation of Nacho Donut’s greatness. Most importantly, this development should bring some much needed luck to the Cleveland Browns and especially Hue Jackson.
Thank you to Channel 3 for featuring Nacho Donut on the news. I must have some fans there. If you would have told me that Nacho Donut was on the news, I would have been worried about it being for crossing the line with some kind of controversial tweet that rubbed somebody the wrong way. If that ever happens, just know that my intention is to rub you the right way.
Posted in Basketball, General, Nacho Donut Remixes Your Face Contest, People, Sports, Television, tagged Beard, birds, Houston Rockets, James Harden, Kayaking, Keys, legos, NBA, Remote Control, Zoo Animals on May 26, 2015| Leave a Comment »
James Harden is known for his big, bushy beard. These are some of the things that live inside of it. Let me know if there is anything else that you know of that has gotten stuck in James Harden’s beard.
Posted in animals, Celebrity Endorsements, Johnny Manziel, News, People, Sports, Television, tagged actual photos, Anthony Davis, Basketball, Johnny Manziel, LeBron James, NBA, New Orleans Pelicans, Pelicans, Questionable on December 12, 2014| Leave a Comment »
Lebron James takes on the Pelicans tonight in New Orleans. No word as of yet if he will be playing basketball but actual pelicans residing in New Orleans should be very concerned. Lebron is coming for you with a vengeance. This is somehow related to Johnny Manziel being abducted by an owl.
This is the first commercial to ever make people hungry and feel like vomiting at the same time.