Posts Tagged ‘Animals’


Cleveland Browns backup quarterback and former Heisman trophy winner Johnny Manziel has been abducted by an owl. Details of his capture are still not clear. Sources close to the situation have told Nacho Donut that this may have to do with owls being mad at Canadian superstar Drake, a Manziel associate. Drake has been using the likeness of an owl to promote “OVO” without the expressed written consent of owls. Owls are generally considered to be full of wisdom so I will not question this Owl’s motive for the abduction of Johnny Football.



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There are a lot of unanswered questions in the world today and I plan to get to the bottom of all of them. I will start with the most important issue as it is something that we all have to live with every day. Of course I am talking about emojis.

This is a screen shot of my most recently used emojis. Yes, this is officially straight off of my phone. I have an iPhone so I may not have the same emojis as you but here is a little window for you to see into the mind of nacho donut. It is kind of like staring directly into the sun so please proceed with caution.

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Something that has perplexed me for some time is this one.


It is not the clearest image of it but I know that you know what I am talking about. It is hard to get a good picture of it because it is an emoji and I am a donut. Although it is a topic for another post, I hope to one day shrink myself down to the size of an emoji and enter their world to learn more about how they live.

The vast majority of emoji’s make some type of sense. Smiley face, not smiley face, frog, panda, arrow, arab man, up, down etc. However, this one remains a mystery. I don’t know what anyone else sees when they look at this but to me, this is an alligator head with reindeer antlers that is on a dinner plate. This thing is disturbing to me. Every time I look through my phone for a witty and situational emoji to use, I end up seeing this thing and I just do not understand it.

To make matters worse, when I tweet the Alligator deer head, it turns into this.

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Now it is a sea monster. Somewhere between my phone and twitter the alligator deer head turns into a sea monster.

I am really confused about what is happening and I don’t know what to do. I am hoping someone out there has the answers.


This is a picture of all apple emojis that I have.

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I found this picture while trying to find a picture of 101 Hamburger Jokes which proves once again how great of a book it is. It is nice to see that dogs and sea lions can live together in peace.

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Much of Nacho Donut’s early blog success is attributed to animals attacking people. Yesterday, Nacho Donut experienced an animal attack of his own. Some may say this is poetic justice but it is more likely that this is just the beginning of a rivalry that could go on for some time. Ostrich, you are now Nacho Donut Enemy #1.

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On this day in 1956 , the first gorilla bred in captivity was born at the Columbus Zoo. Its name is Colo and it is the oldest captive Gorilla in America. Nacho Donut went to witness this momentous day in history. These photos are taken from the archives at the Library of Congress.

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Eumeces fasciatus is the Eastern Red-headed Skink of North America. Nacho Donut presents this to you for Thursday of Animal Attack Week.


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No animal attack week would be complete with out the king of the jungle.

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