Posts Tagged ‘Balls’

When Kellen Winslow Jr. was on the Browns he developed a condition known as “hydrocele” which literally made his testicles swell to the size of grapefruits. After the season, the Browns traded him to Tampa Bay. This Sunday, Winslow will be playing against his former team for the first time.

I am a Browns fan but I am also a Winslow fan. I was really pissed at him when he crashed his motorcycle but he came back and played as hard as could for Browns teams that usually sucked really bad. He even played through a case of what is scientifically known as “Grapefruit Sized Balls” syndrome even though it was probably the Browns fault that he ended up with such a huge problem with his testes. I expect that Winslow will be out for revenge this Sunday. What would you do if someone made you have grapefruit sized balls? To read more disgusting details about the former Brown’s balls click here.


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The womanizing, vicodin addicted jungle cat will make his return to a well landscaped field at Augusta in order to attempt to hit dimpled, white balls into shallow holes with expensive metal sticks on April 8th. Nacho Donut is working on getting a press pass to cover the event. If Tiger had not been married, he would be considered a pimp but since he was married he is considered the biggest asshole on Earth. He has obviously made some big mistakes but getting married was the biggest. If you want to bang whores across the country then that is your right as long as you are not married.

I am using this announcement by Woods as a reason to repost one of my favorite things from Nacho Donut history. Soon after I posted this, YouTube literally called me out on my shenanigans. More on that later. For now, enjoy once again as Nacho Donut commits Nacho Cheese Transgressions on Tiger Wood’s head.

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I don’t know what they are saying but it is probably fucking hilarious. I am assuming it has something to do with Santa’s Sack as sack humor knows no cultural boundaries.

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