Posts Tagged ‘Conspiracy’

Papa Smurf does not wear a shirt and neither does JR Smith.

Papa Smurf has a beard and JR Smith has a beard.

Papa Smurf is not under contract and JR Smith is not under contract.

Based on these facts, I have concluded that Papa Smurf and JR Smith are one in the same.

I am sure there is some explanation for why they do not both have blue skin but that is insignificant.

You can see the undeniable resemblance in this picture.



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Approximately a week and a half ago Sean inadvertently unlocked the door to the Cassel/Enemy Mine Matrix through Google Image Search by searching for “cavs rule”. It is something that we here at Nacho Donut touched upon earlier but it is an issue that needs to be addressed in further detail. It is likely that we have acquired the residue of another dimension. Pending FDA approval, this residue will be used as a new topping for Nacho Donut. The complexity of this concept makes string theory look like One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish by Dr. Seuss. Words can not describe it so for your benefit I have constructed a visual representation of the Cassell/Enemy Mine Matrix. 


I have several renditions but this is the closest to being accurate. I hope to eventually produce an animated version. This diagram marks a turning point in human history. Sam Cassell you are not a human being. I am going to send you back to where you came from if it is the last thing I do.

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