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On this day in history, roughly millions of years ago, the concept of boating was inadvertently invented by a monkey. This was probably the most important day ever.

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A monkey was in a tree, eating primitive bananas when part of the tree he was climbing broke and fell into a river. The Monkey’s instincts told him to hold on. He floated down the river as the other monkeys watched in amazement. They had never seen anything quite like this.

He eventually returned to shore and the other monkeys made the floating one their king. He passed on his knowledge of flotation devices to the others. Continued Nautical advancements were made and the boating monkeys proceeded to colonize the planet.

This unintentional innovation changed the history of primate evolution and you are able to read this completely factual account of the invention of the boat because of what that brave monkey did for you.

 

 

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My intention is to do more classic blog work for Nacho Donut. I have been getting really sick of twitter for some time now and I want to reshape the legacy of this great nacho flavored enterprise. It is really all about dumb things for no particular reason presented in high quality media formats with the goal of making about two people laugh.

I want to get back to the basics. With that being said, I bring to you Dog Presidents.

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This is the very first one. It is Harry Trudog. Harry Truman drops bombs. Harry Trudog drops a deuce on the Whitehouse lawn.

I thought of dog presidents about a week ago and realized that this would be fitting subject matter for Nacho Donut. I wanted to make sure that no one else had done this before. I did research on Google Image Search, as I usually do, and as far as I can tell, I am the inventor of Dog Presidents. If I have somehow overlooked you and you want to battle Nacho Donut for Dog Presidents supremacy then you know where to find me.

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I don’t know anything about it but I have heard that this is the name of a real show. It is also the name that God has given to the current time period that we are in and additionally it is the way that future historians will label this epoch. If there is God, the only explanation for creating Bob Saget would be that he is part of some supernatural inside joke that is hilarious but that humans including Bob Saget can not understand. I wish the same could be said for Kid Rock but I know that he was just a really big mistake that neither God nor Satan will cop to.

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Nacho Donut  made his return to this date in 1775 in order to warn Paul Revere of British troop advancements during the Revolutionary War. Apple pie may get all of the recognition for being America’s dessert food but it never traveled back in time to fight for our freedom like Nacho Donut did. Nacho Donut owns you, apple pie.

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On this day in 1956 , the first gorilla bred in captivity was born at the Columbus Zoo. Its name is Colo and it is the oldest captive Gorilla in America. Nacho Donut went to witness this momentous day in history. These photos are taken from the archives at the Library of Congress.

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On this day in history the Wright Brothers became the first people to take flight. However, that is the old version of history. As of now that actually didn’t happen. Nacho Donut had other plans for the Wright brothers.

The great failure of Orville and Wilbur at Shitty Hawk

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