Posts Tagged ‘just beat it’

This is the latest from iBrontosaurus:

“I can never beat it in private. Everyone always wants to catch a glimpse of a brontosaurus masturbating. I can’t blame them. I am the thunder lizard and I have a thunder penis. It just goes with the territory. Besides that, I am very good at it. It just gets annoying sometimes with everyone always wanting a free show. Sometimes, I just need a little time to myself. I thought I would be safe in the shower but I guess not. Ankylosaurus creeped in with the webcam and caught me again. Him and his tiny armor-plated Dinodick have always been jealous of my Jurassic Cock.”



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