Posts Tagged ‘LeBron James’
Posted in Basketball, General, Movies, News, People, Sports, Television, Twitter, tagged Basketball, Cavs, Champions, Characters, Conspiracy, JR Smith, LeBron James, NBA, Papa Smurf, rumors, shirtless, Team Swish on September 17, 2016| Leave a Comment »
Papa Smurf does not wear a shirt and neither does JR Smith.
Papa Smurf has a beard and JR Smith has a beard.
Papa Smurf is not under contract and JR Smith is not under contract.
Based on these facts, I have concluded that Papa Smurf and JR Smith are one in the same.
I am sure there is some explanation for why they do not both have blue skin but that is insignificant.
You can see the undeniable resemblance in this picture.
Posted in Basketball, News, People, Sports, Twitter, tagged @RealTristan13, Cavs, Cleveland, Contract, Dan Gilbert, LeBron James, man with stick, money, NBA, practice, Rich Paul, Stick man, Tristan Thompson on October 23, 2015| Leave a Comment »
Posted in animals, Celebrity Endorsements, Johnny Manziel, News, People, Sports, Television, tagged actual photos, Anthony Davis, Basketball, Johnny Manziel, LeBron James, NBA, New Orleans Pelicans, Pelicans, Questionable on December 12, 2014| Leave a Comment »
Lebron James takes on the Pelicans tonight in New Orleans. No word as of yet if he will be playing basketball but actual pelicans residing in New Orleans should be very concerned. Lebron is coming for you with a vengeance. This is somehow related to Johnny Manziel being abducted by an owl.
Even though parts of this come off as slightly homophobic in their nature of humor, it is still unbelievably funny. My favorite part is when he says he watched Delonte f*** his Mom.
Now that LeBron James has left Cleveland in what seems to have been a move that was planned for several years, our city’s hopes and dreams rest on the shoulders of one man. This Guy. His neon vest, Horace Grant goggles, jean shorts and dirty orange hobo stick give him the urban superhero vibe that we need to revive our slumping economy and self esteem. This Guy never quit like that guy did during game 5. No one can tell you where to park your car quite like him. With a smile on his face and a boner in his pants he greets you warmly, waving you towards a spot he bathed with urine just moments ago.
Figured I would put my two cents in on this ongoing nonsense. First of all, free agency season is such a vast collection of misinformation and contradictory statements that it is almost like bible study. Most pundits are sure that Lebron is leaving, yet these same people were sure that Kobe was leaving the Lakers years back and were 100% positive that Jason Kidd was going to the Spurs before he resigned with the Mavericks. Obviously, Lebron is the most talked about among the free agents and they say the city itself has a large basis for his decision due to possible better climates, nightlife, etc. Yet the same writers claim Chicago is his most likely choice. Obviously, they have never been to Chicago, because it gets cold and snowy as all get out in the winter, like Cleveland, and humid as hell in the summer, even more than Cleveland. Yes Cleveland, like Detroit and Indianapolis, have a distinct disadvantage in trying to obtain and keep quality players without the aid of a city with glitz and glamor, but hopefully Lebron (and fingers crossed Chris Bosh) will make their decision based on die-hard fans and not the lure of hollow scenery with plastic women.