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“It was time for me to drop my daily afternoon deuce and I needed something to read so I grabbed a copy of this free newspaper that I picked up a few days ago. I started perusing the classifieds when I saw an advertisement for Nung Wu’s Oriental Day Spa. There was a really hot, scantily clad Asian Masseuse in the picture and I immediately started getting a massive BrontoBoner. At that point there was not much I could do other then have another intense jacking session. I have posted this to the world so all can learn from my technique.”

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iBrontosaurus is about the life of a Brontosaurus in a 21st century world.

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Much of Nacho Donut’s early blog success is attributed to animals attacking people. Yesterday, Nacho Donut experienced an animal attack of his own. Some may say this is poetic justice but it is more likely that this is just the beginning of a rivalry that could go on for some time. Ostrich, you are now Nacho Donut Enemy #1.

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Nacho Donut  made his return to this date in 1775 in order to warn Paul Revere of British troop advancements during the Revolutionary War. Apple pie may get all of the recognition for being America’s dessert food but it never traveled back in time to fight for our freedom like Nacho Donut did. Nacho Donut owns you, apple pie.

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In case you haven’t noticed, Nacho Donut is blowing up. Here are images from the scene.

There are earthquakes predicted to occur in Los Angeles as a result of this so you should run for your life. When you are tired of running, quench your thirst with a Nacho Cheese Big Slam.

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Nacho Donut has no comment about the alleged incident but this photo of what seems to be some kind of altercation between the nacho flavored donut and the Jamaican dancehall superstar has surfaced on the internet.

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The womanizing, vicodin addicted jungle cat will make his return to a well landscaped field at Augusta in order to attempt to hit dimpled, white balls into shallow holes with expensive metal sticks on April 8th. Nacho Donut is working on getting a press pass to cover the event. If Tiger had not been married, he would be considered a pimp but since he was married he is considered the biggest asshole on Earth. He has obviously made some big mistakes but getting married was the biggest. If you want to bang whores across the country then that is your right as long as you are not married.

I am using this announcement by Woods as a reason to repost one of my favorite things from Nacho Donut history. Soon after I posted this, YouTube literally called me out on my shenanigans. More on that later. For now, enjoy once again as Nacho Donut commits Nacho Cheese Transgressions on Tiger Wood’s head.

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