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Richard Jefferson is fed up with the critics. The long time NBA Veteran has some fresh ink to demonstrate his displeasure. Just in case you forgot this man’s initials, RJ is now spelled out for you prominently on Jefferson’s forehead. Nothing says “No More Mr. Nice Guy” like a Face Tat. In what may be his final NBA season, RJ gives very few fucks these days.RJ_Yellow_Face_Tatt6.jpg

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When Kellen Winslow Jr. was on the Browns he developed a condition known as “hydrocele” which literally made his testicles swell to the size of grapefruits. After the season, the Browns traded him to Tampa Bay. This Sunday, Winslow will be playing against his former team for the first time.

I am a Browns fan but I am also a Winslow fan. I was really pissed at him when he crashed his motorcycle but he came back and played as hard as could for Browns teams that usually sucked really bad. He even played through a case of what is scientifically known as “Grapefruit Sized Balls” syndrome even though it was probably the Browns fault that he ended up with such a huge problem with his testes. I expect that Winslow will be out for revenge this Sunday. What would you do if someone made you have grapefruit sized balls? To read more disgusting details about the former Brown’s balls click here.

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Nacho Donut traveled back in time to watch the legendary Green Bay Packers play a game in 1961. While in Wisconsin, one thing led to another and Nacho Donut ended up in bed with a triangular block of Wisconsin cheddar. With Nacho Donut being a nacho flavored donut it was only a matter of time before he found himself embroiled in a sex scandal in the cheese state. Rumors began to swirl that nacho donut fathered a bastard cheese baby out-of-wedlock. Some say this child grew up to be the Green Bay Packers Logo. Nacho Donut will not comment on this issue any further as he awaits the DNA test results from Maury Povich.

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His name is actually LaGarrette Blount but his name is pronounced Blunt.

When I listen to the audio of this I just think of a big blunt on a rampage punching people in the face. If your name is Blunt, you should be way more chill than this.

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After David Stern announced that the Cavs drafted Christian Eyenga he had to walk all the way from the Congo to the stage to shake his hand. That was the farthest anyone ever had to walk to the stage ever in the history of any draft in any sport. I don’t think he was even invited to the draft. He was just sitting in the audience like it was “The Price is Right”. The only video they had of this guy looked like the footage of a high school team from the 80’s. He had one really awesome dunk in the footage though and I am pretty sure we drafted him based off of that alone.

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Irk may not have earned the “D” in his first name but he has without a doubt solidified the “T” in Nowitzki as his ex-“girlfriend” looks very tranny-ish. This evil shemale has really messed up Dirk’s life and I guess the FBI has seized some tapes of threatening messages that she left on his phone.  I would think that being a multimillionaire would allow you do better than this. I apologize for rubbing salt on your wounds Dirk but it had to be said. The ShamWow guy feels bad for you.

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