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We have had discussions about this movie and it is pretty clear that Kevin James has no business being in this lineup.Although he is funny and has his place in comedy movies and television shows, he does not seem to fit in here. I couldn’t really figure out the reasoning behind this until I saw them all on stage together at the MTV Movie Awards and it became quite obvious. Chris Farley died in 1997 and there was a need for a funny fat guy. If they were casting this movie and Chris Farley was still alive there is no question that he would have been in this. I will probably watch this eventually but I am in no hurry to see it.

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This was recently posted by iBrontosaurus.

“I went to the carnival and almost missed my dude running the panda ride. I had to turn back and give him dap. I may be a brontosaurus, but that doesn’t mean that I don’t have love for even the smallest of Earth’s creatures.”

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Life is always better with some LCD. Here’s the first single off the new album coming out in May. Ladies and gentlemen, let the countdown to summer begin…

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I just got stung by a bee on my left achilles tendon. My sock was not much defense against this attack.

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This literally just happened. It hurt pretty bad, but not that bad. It was mostly just surprising. It got me two times and did not leave a stinger and I saw that motherfucker fly away taunting me. This marks the third time in my life that I have been stung by a bee. Once when I was about five, another time when I accidentally stepped on a dead one in third grade, and now today. I guess I am lucky to have gone that long without being stung by a bee because now I remember how bad it sucks. Mainly the place it got me sucks because I feel it with every step I take. I realize that bees are necessary for pollination and that the cycle of nature would be fucked up without them but I am going to kill these bees by my house as hard as I fucking can right now.

These are not just your average bees. I have been killing them periodically throughout the summer and they keep coming back so based on the theory of survival of the fittest these are the most bad ass ones left. Before the one stung me, ten of them flew right at my head like they were World War II pilots on some kind of bombing mission. I should have gone inside but I just kept cutting my grass.

 I bet that bee that got me is their hero now. I hope you enjoy your moment in the sun, bees. I going to fuck you up now.

To make matters worse, when this occurred I screamed “Motherfucker!!!!” really loud. I looked over my shoulder and saw that a bunch of little kids and their parents were one driveway away from my house because they just got off of the bus.

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This is how we have been spending the summer so far:

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All up at the beach WHAT! (via Donut Stud’s Donut Blog)

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Here is a new one for Tuesday Random Music Video Day. This is the latest from ToneP. It is off of his new mixtape Flyboy Music Vol. 6: Fly Talk. There is also a DVD coming out which will show what it took to make this happen. It’s all set to hit the streets in the next week or so. Watch out now.

“It’s FlyBoy MUSIC”

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