Donut Emmy Awards

A donut from the Nacho Donut cartoon has traveled back in time with the Donut Emmy award.

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Nacho Donut Mission Through Time #9: Paul Revere’s Ride

Nacho Donut  made his return to this date in 1775 in order to warn Paul Revere of British troop advancements during the Revolutionary War. Apple pie may get all of the recognition for being America’s dessert food but it never traveled back in time to fight for our freedom like Nacho Donut did. Nacho Donut owns you, apple pie.

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Nacho Donut Mission Through Time #8 – Nacho Donut and the Great Wave off Kanagawa

Nacho Donut went to kick it with Hokusai in the 1820’s. His image left an impression on the Japanese artist which led to Nacho Donut’s depiction in the woodblock print, The Great Wave off Kanagawa.

Click the image for poster size version suitable for printing and framing.

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Nacho Donut Mission Through Time #6: Enter the Circuits of Time

Traveling through time is not as easy as one might expect, particularly when you happen to be a nacho flavored donut on an important mission. Donut crumbs get everywhere and nacho cheese residue can slow transmission speeds to a halt. There is no flux capacitor involved with this so don’t even think about coming with that fictional shit.  You can not use the time machine too often and traveling back in time near the end of the year can prove to be dangerous. Nacho Donut was warned to not use the time machine again until next year but Nacho Donut will be Nacho Donut. Right now we don’t where he is but I am sure he will be back in 2010.

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Actually, we have just received word from Nacho Donut. He is now in the future and is reporting that it is fucking awesome.

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Nacho Donut:Mission Through Time #5- Nacho Donut Wisconsin Cheese Bastard Child

Nacho Donut traveled back in time to watch the legendary Green Bay Packers play a game in 1961. While in Wisconsin, one thing led to another and Nacho Donut ended up in bed with a triangular block of Wisconsin cheddar. With Nacho Donut being a nacho flavored donut it was only a matter of time before he found himself embroiled in a sex scandal in the cheese state. Rumors began to swirl that nacho donut fathered a bastard cheese baby out-of-wedlock. Some say this child grew up to be the Green Bay Packers Logo. Nacho Donut will not comment on this issue any further as he awaits the DNA test results from Maury Povich.

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Nacho Donut Mission Through Time #4: Nacho Donut Witnesses Gorilla Birth

On this day in 1956 , the first gorilla bred in captivity was born at the Columbus Zoo. Its name is Colo and it is the oldest captive Gorilla in America. Nacho Donut went to witness this momentous day in history. These photos are taken from the archives at the Library of Congress.

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Nacho Donut: Mission Through Time #3: The Birth of Flight

On this day in history the Wright Brothers became the first people to take flight. However, that is the old version of history. As of now that actually didn’t happen. Nacho Donut had other plans for the Wright brothers.

The great failure of Orville and Wilbur at Shitty Hawk

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Nacho Donut: Mission Through Time #2- Napoleonic Wars

Nacho Donut travels back in time to this day in history in 1805 to witness the Battle of Austerlitz. With no particular interest in the French or Russo-Austrian forces, Nacho Donut turns his attention to a blue donut who got so high he went back in time.

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