Posts Tagged ‘Truth’

I felt the Earthquake today and I knew right away that it was an earthquake. I know we have had minor earthquakes in Cleveland before but that was the first one that I ever felt. The tectonic plates have shifted and the world somehow feels different now. One of Nacho Donut’s Donuts was actually inside of the Washington Monument and was forced to eject. He is telling us that the Washington Monument is now bent. When we tried to upload the exclusive picture to TwitPic it said that we were forbidden. This is very suspicious. They do not want the world to know that the monument is bent but it is true.


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Paul Pierce you are jealous as fuck of Wooly Willy. 

You may be known as “The Truth” but you having the ability to grow legit sideburns is purely fiction.

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Approximately a week and a half ago Sean inadvertently unlocked the door to the Cassel/Enemy Mine Matrix through Google Image Search by searching for “cavs rule”. It is something that we here at Nacho Donut touched upon earlier but it is an issue that needs to be addressed in further detail. It is likely that we have acquired the residue of another dimension. Pending FDA approval, this residue will be used as a new topping for Nacho Donut. The complexity of this concept makes string theory look like One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish by Dr. Seuss. Words can not describe it so for your benefit I have constructed a visual representation of the Cassell/Enemy Mine Matrix. 


I have several renditions but this is the closest to being accurate. I hope to eventually produce an animated version. This diagram marks a turning point in human history. Sam Cassell you are not a human being. I am going to send you back to where you came from if it is the last thing I do.

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