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Nacho Donut went to visit some cheeseheads in Milwaukee and handled his business on and off the court. He put Amare Stoudemire in a head lock and went to strike Drew Gooden until he realized that Gooden’s jersey number was zero, the universal symbol of the donut.

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Back from the weekend to whip you all into shape for the work week that lies ahead. We here at Nacho Donut would like to thank all of you who have made us the #1 blog in the world. It’s a fact, look it up (please don’t look it up just take my word for it). While you were dreaming of creamy nacho cheese and the sweet smell of donuts, this is what was happening here on good ol’ Mother Earth:

  • Ho ho ho and a bottle of Milwaukee’s WORST! Zinger! LeBron James and the Cavaliers beat the Milwaukee Bucks 111-103 Friday night in Milwaukee. In a performance reminiscent of his 2007 Game 5 dismantling of Detroit, LeBron went off for a beastly 24 points in the third quarter, including 16 points in a 2:50 span. The Cavaliers followed up Friday night’s victory with a Sunday night beat down of the Detroit Pistons in Cleveland, welcoming back Delonte West in the process. West scored 25 points and made all five of his 3-point attempts as the Cavs coasted to a 99-78 triumph. It felt good to have the starting line up back-the rest of the league is peeing on its respective leg right now.
  • The Academy Awards were held Sunday night in Los Angeles. Slumdog Millionaire took home Best Picture, Best Director for Danny Boyle, and six other awards.  The Oscar for Best Actor went to Sean Penn for Milk, Best Actress to Kate Winslet for The Reader, Best Supporting Actor to Heath Ledger for The Dark Knight, and Best Supporting Actress to Penelope Cruz for Vicky Cristina Barcelona. The rest of the winners can be viewed here.

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Charlie Villanueva, you alopecia ridden bitch. Don’t be mad at Z because you have no eyebrows. Varejao’s flowing locks were all in your face as he grabbed that board over you and you just couldn’t take it. I am sure you have no pubes either but since you have a vagina that is the least of your problems. You look like a mongoloid version of Richard Jefferson. I liked you on UCONN but now you are Nacho Donut Enemy #1 (besides Taco Donut).

charlievillanueva_250Charlie Villanueva

This is not over, Charlie.

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