Tacko Fall’s Window Cleaning Service

Tacko Fall was blessed with extremely long arms and Cleveland, Ohio was blessed with Tacko Fall. When he is not playing hoops, he works diligently in the community by helping to clean the dirty and difficult-to-reach windows that can be found throughout the city. He is a great teammate on and off the court.

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Nacho Donut in the Multiverse

The concept of a multiverse has become quite popular in recent times. Nacho Donut has existed in multiple universes for years. Here is a review of some of his various incarnations.

Nacho Donut, in a very primitive form, comes to visit marathon runner Meb Keflezighi to provide him with the extra boost that he needs to win the race. He represents the perseverance of Nacho Donut and inspires everyone in this universe.

There is a universe where Nacho Donut has arms and legs. He is a practical joker who has an interest in Polar Bears. He has been given a special power where he can pull on a rope that causes Nacho Cheese to rain down on whatever scene he finds himself in. The deluge of thick Nacho Cheese blanketing everyone provides him the cover that he needs to escape their wrath.

This is the twitter Nacho Donut. Twitter Nacho Donut is the most infamous of all. He is known to upset people at times but he can’t help himself from rebelling against the artificial and nonsensical boundaries of his universe. He has many celebrity fans as well as a long list of celebrity enemies. When examining the amount of people entertained by this one in comparison to the amount of people made mad by him, it was unquestionably worth it. Millions and Millions of people have definitely read the words of this Nacho Donut despite censorship. It is not easy to be ahead of your time but this particular Nacho Donut is blessed to have the super power of not caring at all about what other people think.

Nacho Donut as a food item did not originally exist in any universe. Nacho Donut, as a food, manifested into physical form in a variety of ways through some type of collective consciousness osmosis. It can absolutely be proven that the concept of Nacho Donut originally came from the creators of this blog many years before this blog even existed.

Nacho Donut as a food has been represented in amazing fashion by Danny Trejo. Although his recipe slightly differs from the original, the star of the movie ‘Machete’ selling Nacho Donut to people on Santa Monica Blvd. in Los Angeles is one of the greatest and most unpredictable things that has happened in any universe. This occurrence is more than a ‘truth is stranger than fiction’ kind of thing. It is almost as if Nacho Donut temporarily broke reality and blended multiple universes together into one.

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This Day in History: Monkey Invents Boat

On this day in history, roughly millions of years ago, the concept of boating was inadvertently invented by a monkey. This was probably the most important day ever.

A monkey was in a tree, eating primitive bananas when part of the tree he was climbing broke and fell into a river. The Monkey’s instincts told him to hold on. He floated down the river as the other monkeys watched in amazement. They had never seen anything quite like this.

He eventually returned to shore and the other monkeys made the floating one their king. He passed on his knowledge of flotation devices to the others. Continued Nautical advancements were made and the boating monkeys proceeded to colonize the planet.

This unintentional innovation changed the history of primate evolution and you are able to read this completely factual account of the invention of the boat because of what that brave monkey did for you.

 

 

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The Turtles of Basketball

This concept has been in the works for a while. There is going to be a lot more to this but the four players that are turtles are together now. They will be fighting against evil forces in some kind of adventures.

Zach Randolph – Leonardo

Rajon Rondo – Raphael

James Jones – Donatello

Russel Westbrook – Michelangelo

 

 

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Kanye West Butt Time

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Perry’s Monument

This is Perry’s Victory and International Peace Memorial, in Put-in-Bay, Ohio. It is also known as Perry’s Monument if you know what is up. Do you know what is up? If you don’t, then you need to click the link and let Wikipedia tell you what is up. Like how it is the world’s most massive Doric column. And that it was built in honor of Oliver Hazard Perry, who was a goddamn American hero in the War of 1812.

The photo is courtesy of me because I went there and took a picture. I didn’t see you there so don’t even try to tell me you were there enjoying American history, like I was. Do yourself a favor and take a trip to Put-in-Bay, Ohio and take in this architectural gem. While you’re there, you can also get drunk at Beer Barrel Saloon, which is home to the world’s longest bar. So, to recap, you can visit one island (oh yeah, Put-in-Bay is an island) and enjoy two of the biggest/longest things of their kind in the world. Then, you can write me the world’s best thank-you letter for telling you all about these great things.

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Nacho Donut in Images

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2012 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

19,000 people fit into the new Barclays Center to see Jay-Z perform. This blog was viewed about 70,000 times in 2012. If it were a concert at the Barclays Center, it would take about 4 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

Click here to see the complete report.

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Barack Obama Wins 2012 Presidential Election

 

Print This Limited Edition Nacho Donut 2012 Commemorative Presidential Barack Obama/MMG Poster

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Nacho Donut and Wolverine

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