Archive for the ‘History’ Category
Posted in animals, Art, Basketball, Celebrity Endorsements, General, History, Music, Nacho Donut Tribute Art, Sports, Trending, Twitter, tagged adios, Art, blog, Dick Goddard, Gorilla, Grimace, hidden, Kanye West, last, light, Love, map, Maria Menounos, Music, Nacho Donut, One, popular culture, post, Print, Q, Randomness, retirement, symbols, Time, triangle, twitter on February 5, 2017| Leave a Comment »
Posted in animals, General, History, Nacho Donut Heroes, Nacho Donut:Mission Through Time, tagged Boating, Evolution, Floating, History, Inventions, monkeys, primates, This day in history, True Story, water on October 26, 2016| Leave a Comment »
On this day in history, roughly millions of years ago, the concept of boating was inadvertently invented by a monkey. This was probably the most important day ever.
A monkey was in a tree, eating primitive bananas when part of the tree he was climbing broke and fell into a river. The Monkey’s instincts told him to hold on. He floated down the river as the other monkeys watched in amazement. They had never seen anything quite like this.
He eventually returned to shore and the other monkeys made the floating one their king. He passed on his knowledge of flotation devices to the others. Continued Nautical advancements were made and the boating monkeys proceeded to colonize the planet.
This unintentional innovation changed the history of primate evolution and you are able to read this completely factual account of the invention of the boat because of what that brave monkey did for you.
Posted in Art, General, History, Movies, Music, News, People, Trending, Twitter, tagged Archeology, blogging, Face Tattoos, Free Gucci, Gucci Mane, Hip Hop, Legends of the hidden Temple, Mesoamerica, nickelodeon, Olmec, Olmec Heads, prison, twitter on March 1, 2016| Leave a Comment »
Legends of the Hidden Temple and face tattoos were popular topics of discussion today. This led to some google image searching which revealed a great coincidence. As it turns out, Gucci Mane bears a striking resemblance to the giant Olmec heads of Mesoamerica.
I was initially joking about this being true. However, after doing work in Photoshop, I am starting to believe that this may be more than a mere coincidence. Gucci Mane’s face fits perfectly onto these heads.
Posted in Celebrity Endorsements, General, History, Music, Nacho Donut Heroes, News, People, Trending, Twitter, tagged #KanyeAnalPlaylist, Amber Rose, anal, Beef, butt, Kanye, Kanye West, photoshop, Time, twitter, Wiz on January 29, 2016| Leave a Comment »
Posted in History, News, People, Sports, tagged boxing, Camel Toe, gaming, mangina, Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson's Punchout, NES, Nintendo, Old School, Punchout, retro, Von Kaiser on September 19, 2015| Leave a Comment »
I was playing some Mike Tyson’s Punchout on NES and I couldn’t help but notice the significant camel toe being sported by Von Kaiser in the second fight of the game.
I know that you have a Mangina, Von Kaiser.
Posted in animals, Art, History, People, Twitter, tagged classical, Debates, Dog Presidents, dogs, Harry Truman, History, Humor, innovation, photoshop, portraiture, Presidents, style, super dumb, True on September 19, 2015| Leave a Comment »
My intention is to do more classic blog work for Nacho Donut. I have been getting really sick of twitter for some time now and I want to reshape the legacy of this great nacho flavored enterprise. It is really all about dumb things for no particular reason presented in high quality media formats with the goal of making about two people laugh.
I want to get back to the basics. With that being said, I bring to you Dog Presidents.
This is the very first one. It is Harry Trudog. Harry Truman drops bombs. Harry Trudog drops a deuce on the Whitehouse lawn.
I thought of dog presidents about a week ago and realized that this would be fitting subject matter for Nacho Donut. I wanted to make sure that no one else had done this before. I did research on Google Image Search, as I usually do, and as far as I can tell, I am the inventor of Dog Presidents. If I have somehow overlooked you and you want to battle Nacho Donut for Dog Presidents supremacy then you know where to find me.
Posted in Art, Comics, History, Nacho Donut Tribute Art, Nacho Donut:Mission Through Time, Products, Twitter, tagged bizarre, cartoons, coffee, Comedy, donuts, Food, fun times, Historically significant, nachos, products, Prototypes, retro, Super, time capsule on June 22, 2015| Leave a Comment »
Today at Nacho Donut Headquarters, a great discovery was made. We unlocked a time capsule and found two original Nacho Donut Product Prototypes that were made many years ago.
On the left is the Nacho Donut mug which served dual purposes as a coffee mug and a nacho cheese holder. On the right is Nacho Donut Dough. It was a lot like play dough but did not taste nearly as good.
These are real products that exist in reality. I have received generous offers to purchase these priceless historical artifacts but I have plans for their showcasing in the Nacho Donut Museum where they can be appreciated for all of eternity.