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Egyptian Protest Anthem

Posted in History, News, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 6, 2011| Leave a Comment »

Nacho Donut made this video to show support for the protesters in Egypt.

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Miner Rescue: The Rest of the Story

Posted in Food, General, News, Television, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 20, 2010| Leave a Comment »


Two time NBA Slam Dunk Contest Winner Harold Miner is now resting safely at home thanks to the heroic efforts of Nacho Donut. Apparently things took a turn for the worst for Baby Jordan soon after his brief stint with the Cleveland Cavaliers ended in the mid nineties. He struggled with life after basketball and was barely getting by hustling people in backyard dunk contests when he received an unexpected phone call from Chile. Harold had forgotten that he had put his resume on Monster.com a few months earlier. Through some kind of computer glitch his name was sent to the Chilean Miner’s Association. They offered him a job running the Chilean Mine. He knew he was unqualified but he could not afford to pass up this opportunity.

“Harold, your trophy is nice and shiny… but we need to get the fuck out of here!! You are the worst miner ever!!!”

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Brontosaurus Represents for Labor Day

Posted in Art, Celebrity Endorsements, General, History, tagged , , , , , , on September 6, 2010| 2 Comments »

Brontosaurus shows his pride for America on this glorious Labor Day.

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Nacho Donut Mission Through Time #9: Paul Revere’s Ride

Posted in Food, General, History, Nacho Donut Tribute Art, Nacho Donut:Mission Through Time, People, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 18, 2010| Leave a Comment »

Nacho Donut  made his return to this date in 1775 in order to warn Paul Revere of British troop advancements during the Revolutionary War. Apple pie may get all of the recognition for being America’s dessert food but it never traveled back in time to fight for our freedom like Nacho Donut did. Nacho Donut owns you, apple pie.

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NYC Marathon Winner Meb Keflezighi

Posted in Celebrity Endorsements, Nacho Donut Heroes, Nacho Donut Tribute Art, People, Sports, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 2, 2009| Leave a Comment »

NYC Marathon winner Meb Keflezighi

Meb Keflezighi became the first American to win the New York City Marathon since 1982, setting a personal best time of 2:09:15. Meb attributes his success to running barefoot, training in the mountains and eating a steady diet of Nacho Donuts in the weeks leading up to the race. The delicious blend of dough and nut found in Nacho Donut helped to strengthen the hip that he broke in 2008 while running in the Olympic trials. Meb is now inducted into Nacho Donut heroes.

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America! Fuck Yeah!

Posted in General, History, Nacho Donut Heroes, News, tagged , , , , , , , on July 4, 2009| Leave a Comment »

Happy Birthday, you beautiful bastard! America, you are officially a Nacho Donut Hero. Way to go! From all of us here at Nacho Donut, party on Wayne, party on Garth.

Salute!

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