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Tacko Fall’s Window Cleaning Service

Tacko Fall was blessed with extremely long arms and Cleveland, Ohio was blessed with Tacko Fall. When he is not playing hoops, he works diligently in the community by helping to clean the dirty and difficult-to-reach windows that can be found throughout the city. He is a great teammate on and off the court.

Mysterious Fire at Hampton Inn Hotel

Investigations into the blaze continue

The Historic Hampton Inn caught fire on Wednesday afternoon. Some guests who are in town for the 2022 NBA All-Star Game will now be relocated to Akron. No one knows what caused the fire.

NBA Jam Big Head Code – Carmelo Anthony 75th Anniversary Edition

Nacho Donut in the Multiverse

The concept of a multiverse has become quite popular in recent times. Nacho Donut has existed in multiple universes for years. Here is a review of some of his various incarnations.

Nacho Donut, in a very primitive form, comes to visit marathon runner Meb Keflezighi to provide him with the extra boost that he needs to win the race. He represents the perseverance of Nacho Donut and inspires everyone in this universe.

There is a universe where Nacho Donut has arms and legs. He is a practical joker who has an interest in Polar Bears. He has been given a special power where he can pull on a rope that causes Nacho Cheese to rain down on whatever scene he finds himself in. The deluge of thick Nacho Cheese blanketing everyone provides him the cover that he needs to escape their wrath.

This is the twitter Nacho Donut. Twitter Nacho Donut is the most infamous of all. He is known to upset people at times but he can’t help himself from rebelling against the artificial and nonsensical boundaries of his universe. He has many celebrity fans as well as a long list of celebrity enemies. When examining the amount of people entertained by this one in comparison to the amount of people made mad by him, it was unquestionably worth it. Millions and Millions of people have definitely read the words of this Nacho Donut despite censorship. It is not easy to be ahead of your time but this particular Nacho Donut is blessed to have the super power of not caring at all about what other people think.

Nacho Donut as a food item did not originally exist in any universe. Nacho Donut, as a food, manifested into physical form in a variety of ways through some type of collective consciousness osmosis. It can absolutely be proven that the concept of Nacho Donut originally came from the creators of this blog many years before this blog even existed.

Nacho Donut as a food has been represented in amazing fashion by Danny Trejo. Although his recipe slightly differs from the original, the star of the movie ‘Machete’ selling Nacho Donut to people on Santa Monica Blvd. in Los Angeles is one of the greatest and most unpredictable things that has happened in any universe. This occurrence is more than a ‘truth is stranger than fiction’ kind of thing. It is almost as if Nacho Donut temporarily broke reality and blended multiple universes together into one.

Strange Days With Bob Saget

This is a repost from the Nacho Donut blog. It was written almost exactly ten years prior to Bob Saget’s passing.

Bob Saget himself would have laughed at this so don’t get mad. Nacho Donut did have at least one if not several interactions with Bob Saget on twitter in the past. They were positive interactions. I have made many celebrities very, very angry on twitter over the years. Bob Saget was not one of those celebrities. I believe that he understood Nacho Donut.

I was watching videos of Bob Saget in the time leading up to his death. I didn’t normally do that so hearing of his passing almost immediately after doing so was very shocking to me. It was one of the many strange coincidences that have occurred with things related to the Nacho Donut experience. I think that it was the ghost of Bob Saget fucking with me. Some of us even went to High School with a miniaturized clone of Bob Saget who drove a van and was known to occasionally sell low quality weed.

Bob Saget and Norm Macdonald were very good friends. The two of them passing in a relatively short period of time could be part of a much grander plan to remind people to appreciate their friends as well as those who have a natural ability to make others laugh.

People who don’t write or think of funny things, you really should leave the people who do that alone. You are making the world worse for everyone. You are even making the world worse for yourself and just don’t understand it.

I know absolutely nothing about being an electrician so I don’t tell electricians how to wire houses. I am in the bottom 1% of humans as far as driving directions go. I recognize that my thoughts on how to get from one geographic location to another are not very valuable (unless your goal is to become hopelessly lost with you ultimately finding yourself running out of gas in front of some dilapidated strip club on Pearl Road in Cleveland, Ohio).

Why do people who can’t make anyone laugh believe that they have the authority to tell people who can do that about what they should think and say? It makes no sense. There are people who will want it to make sense so they pretend that it does despite knowing that it definitely does not make sense.

Norm Macdonald is almost universally recognized as being one of the funniest people of all time. If Norm were just starting his career now, you would never even hear about him. His thoughts and views would be censored today by Politically Correct Extremists, many of whom claim to be fans and even friends of Norm.

Bob Saget and Norm loved Stand Up Comedy. It is quite possible that they would have lived a little longer if it were not for the unfunny people who have been intentionally ruining comedy in the mainstream as part of a political agenda that they personally benefit from attempting to force onto the world.

The “Strange Days with Bob Saget” have ended.

Rest in Peace, Bob.

Nacho Donut

I don’t know anything about it but I have heard that this is the name of a real show. It is also the name that God has given to the current time period that we are in and additionally it is the way that future historians will label this epoch. If there is God, the only explanation for creating Bob Saget would be that he is part of some supernatural inside joke that is hilarious but that humans including Bob Saget can not understand. I wish the same could be said for Kid Rock but I know that he was just a really big mistake that neither God nor Satan will cop to.

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Nacho Donut and the Re-Education Camp

China map. China flag. Vector illustration.

Nacho Donut Inspects the Kitchen

Nacho Donut on Workplace Injuries

Nacho Donut is not responsible for your Workplace Injuries. You have invited Nacho Donut into your workplace at your own risk.

Nacho Donut and the Mountain of Skulls

Nacho Donut rests comfortably upon a mountain of skulls. They once belonged to the faceless grey people of twitter. Now they are his furniture. He will keep stacking them and stacking them until the mountain of skulls touches the sky.

Once the pinnacle is reached, he will gracefully roll down his magnificent mountain of skulls and start acquiring craniums for the next erection. He shows no signs of stopping. Relentless does not even begin to describe this donut’s determination to rid the world of this scourge.

No one has ever seen anything like it. No one ever will again.

Perhaps you should stop, faceless grey people of twitter?

It never works out for you.

Nacho Donut just grows stronger with each and every one of the unfunny tweets that you write to him.

As you were in life, you are indistinguishable from the others in death. 

You were born into this world without necks. There is no difficulty in taking your heads. They inexplicably levitate in place until Nacho Donut confiscates them as payment for the time that you have taken from the innocent. The executioner’s blade need not even strike you. The disconnected head just falls to the frozen ground as your feeble grey hands type out your last words. 

You aren’t equipped for this. Turn back.

He looks on as you faceless greys continuously stumble towards your own destruction and, one by one, your skulls are stacked upon the mountain. It is not a celebratory monument representing revenge. It is a warning. He takes no joy in taking your heads, taking your lives and sending you back into the infinite grey abyss that birthed you. He just does what must be done. 

Do you really want to keep doing this?

He knows your answer.

You are nothing more than low level minions.

Bring your leader to him.

The mountain needs one more skull.