Mariah Carey Look-a-Like Look-a-Like Mariah Carey

This is supposedly a picture of Mariah Carey getting ready for some role in a show or movie or her head. I call bluff. This is some dude dressed up as Mariah Carey, as evidenced by his looking like a dude. And having nuts.

Case closed.

Hideki Matsui named World Series MVP

Hideki Matsui was named the MVP of the World Series. Here he is seen distributing Nacho Donut to some fans in between innings.

Man has sex with horse…again. Rodell Vereen commits buggery

Rodell Vereen has become the world’s most infamous horse fucker. He was caught having sex with a horse for the second time. No word as of yet if he was related to Ben Vereen of Zoobilii Zoo fame but I can’t help but think that there must be some sort of connection.

Watch this video. Oh my God.

NYC Marathon winner Meb Keflezighi

Meb Keflezighi became the first American to win the New York City Marathon since 1982, setting a personal best time of 2:09:15. Meb attributes his success to running barefoot, training in the mountains and eating a steady diet of Nacho Donuts in the weeks leading up to the race. The delicious blend of dough and nut found in Nacho Donut helped to strengthen the hip that he broke in 2008 while running in the Olympic trials. Meb is now inducted into Nacho Donut heroes.

Rob Evans:The Donut Man

I am stopping by to post this picture of Rob Evans A.K.A. the Donut Man. He and this Donut sing Bible songs to kids. While October was probably the least active month as far as posts go for Nacho Donut, it was still our highest rated month to date. I don’t know why this is but Nacho Donut will continue to live on.

Free Golf Cart Loophole

So here is a paste of the stimulus loophole that is all the rage, please do enjoy:

Golfers in the US are getting a steal thanks to the stimulus plan. Golf carts are getting massive discounts, up to half or two-thirds off, and some cheaper models can be completely free.

The intention of the stimulus package was to encourage consumers to buy high-mileage cars. Those who purchase electric vehicles can get $4,200 to $5,500 in federal tax credit. Golf cart, while not a practical mean of transportation, falls under this category, thus eligible for the tax credit from government. In some states, there are similar incentive programs, which provide additional subsidies. When an average golf cart costs about $8,000 to $10,000, it means golfers can get their carts for free, paid from tax money.

The stimulus crack emerged after IRS ruled that golf carts qualify for electric car tax credit as long as they are road worthy. They need to have safety features, like side and rear mirrors and 3-point seat belts.

Russian Sky Donut

For many reasons, Nacho Donut has been on hiatus. However, last week in Russia there was a donut in the sky and this is a sign that Nacho Donut will continue.

These events were prophesized by Journey in the late 1970’s.

 

Donut in the sky keeps on turning.

Donut Face

Da da da Donut Face, Da da da Donut Face.

Lady Gaga is the latest Celebrity to endorse Nacho Donut. We are now developing a Lady Gaga inspired Donut which will have both Donut and Cruller attributes.

Come On Delonte

I’m not going to paste in the police report, because everyone knows what happened.  But I cannot understand why Delonte was driving around like some movie hero with guns all over him.  Hopefully this trial can get postponed past this all important season before Desperado over here has to testify.

“I WANNA ROCK”

What do you want to do with your life? 

 

Tuesday music video day comes back with a vengeance. This is the full version of “I Wanna Rock” by Twisted Sister. I never saw the first part of this video until recently and it is fucking awesome. At least watch that. If you don’t, it is definitely your loss and your life will not be as good as it could have been. You have to watch this. Now.